Advice to All

Bahahahahaha nice.

that goes for you too Em!

lmao! i like it

like i found this funny

1. Nike Condoms: Just do it.

2. Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?

3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

4. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

5. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

6. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

7. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

8. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Point and Shoot!

9. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately?

10. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock

11. Jeep-Eagle Condom: There's Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)

12. The Saturn Condom: A

Different

Kind of Condom

13. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish
everybody did?

14. NY Lotto Condoms: 'Cause, hey -- you never know.

15. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

16. EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...

17. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

18. Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

19. Diet Coke Condom: Just for the taste of it.

20. Lays Condom: Betcha can't have just one.

21. Bud-Lite Condom: Where's the Love Man!

22. Honda Motorcycle Condom: Come Ride With Us

23. SEVEN-UP Condom: The UN-Condom

24. Iomega Condom: For All Your Stuff

25. Microsoft Condom: Where do you want to go today? We are universally
compatible.

ROFL nice Alexi :]

ahahahaha i thought youd like that kev, and dont worry i have more!!

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
21. No glove, no love!

thats a good moto!

i think my fave is
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

and then 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

lmao :) but i love them all

hahahahahahha

shakes head

silly friends

i am allergic to condoms

i like this one...

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

ahahhahahaha

dont worry ravvy

i'll pull out

O.o .... omg i did not just say that :P

pulling out is dangerous. gotta time it right :D

pull n pray, thats how my 2 kids were conceived.

ROFL OMG
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAH

LMFAO RAVVY!!

id pull and pray with you any day Lexi ;]